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The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

Nick S

Nick S

Nick is a small green man from Mars, but he won’t admit it because the government paid him off. Crucial in faking the moon landing, Nick possesses many important skills, but a basic understanding of object permanence is sadly not one of them.

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Top Ten Extracurricular Hobbies for your College App!

Top Ten Extracurricular Hobbies for your College App!

Nick S May 29, 2024

As college admissions become more and more competitive, students need to augment their applications with incredible extracurricular activities that make them stand out from the crowd (of course, in addition...

The 10 Best New Courses Coming Next School Year

The 10 Best New Courses Coming Next School Year

Nick S March 6, 2024

With a new school year around the corner, the New Trier academics department has released a collection of all new courses to be added. These courses have yielded both good and bad reactions, which might...

PA System No Longer Causes Hearing Damage; Students Furious

PA System No Longer Causes Hearing Damage; Students Furious

Nick S November 15, 2023

New Trier’s morning announcements have long been a source of joy at the start of an otherwise dull and tedious school day. From the Pledge of Allegiance to club invitations, listening to the messages...

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