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The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

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Hot Takes: What are your thoughts on Valentine's Day

Hot Takes: What are your thoughts on Valentine’s Day

Nicolle B February 15, 2023

Intrepid reporters here at the Near True News have scavenged the halls in search of the most innovative perspectives on Februrary’s favorite holiday: Here’s how they responded:   Janice Shapiro,...

How to Pass Valentine’s Day as a Heartbroken Hermit

How to Pass Valentine’s Day as a Heartbroken Hermit

Nicolle B February 15, 2023

Breakups hit everyone hard. But you can hit Valentine’s Day harder. Here’s our tried and true coping mechanisms to get through this year’s romantic season.  Pluck the thorns off of roses. Eat...

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