Skip to Content
New Trier Aims to Preserve History with Time Capsule Filled to the Brim with Liquid Nitrogen, Body Parts
One Stop Trev Shop Hides 5 Golden Tickets No One Will Look For
Teacher Imagines Students Laughing, Applauding at Joke Made on Multiple Choice Quiz
Student has yet to close parenthesis opened long ago, rendering past years an afterthought
Teachers Will No Longer Accept Bribes
Four-year KW requirement prevents young genius from graduating early
94-Years-Young Substitute Teacher Tunes to HDMI-3 on First Try!
Volcano Erupts Beneath School; Administrators Recommend Leaving Home Earlier
RSS Feed
Instagram
Submit Search
Search
Close Menu
Search
Home
Articles
Comics
Advice Column
Horoscopes
Lists
Hot Takes
About
Staff
The Near True News
Menu
The Near True News
The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier
Home
Articles
Comics
Advice Column
Horoscopes
Lists
Hot Takes
About
Staff
More
All content by Peter Leutz
Summer 2018: Now a Three Day Weekend!
Peter Leutz
•
March 26, 2017
"We could go to school Sunday through Friday as far I’m concerned. Definitely not Saturdays, though...those are for the boys.”
Load More Stories
Search
Submit Search
Activate Search
Scroll to Top
Peter Leutz
Search
Home
Articles
Comics
Advice Column
Horoscopes
Lists
Hot Takes
About
Staff
Close
Close Modal Window
Close