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Summer 2018: Now a Three Day Weekend!

Summer 2018: Now a Three Day Weekend!

Peter Leutz • March 26, 2017
"We could go to school Sunday through Friday as far I’m concerned. Definitely not Saturdays, though...those are for the boys.”
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