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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

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Sign up for the Sacrificial Games®!

Sign up for the Sacrificial Games®!

Xiaotian S January 25, 2022

Get ready for the annual Sacrificial Games®! Each year, thousands of students participate in this exciting competition to see how much time they can sacrifice for their academic and extracurricular activities.  Basic...

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