In a stunning move, the New Trier Board of Education voted unanimously to adopt a “no homework” policy, much to the outrage of students.

The policy, which would go into effect immediately, is designed to provide students with more free time, giving them the opportunity to pursue non-academic activities that would otherwise be an afterthought. The policy also seeks to reduce the amount of stress that students face on a daily basis, as well as encourage them to be more creative and engaged in their learning. 

Students are furious.

“Considering the little homework we are already given, there’s almost too much time to pursue my dreams,” said one student. “Also, more free time forces me to think critically of the world around me, and school is becoming more difficult as I am no longer ignorant of major institutional flaws.”

The Board is standing by the change.

“We believe that this policy will give students the opportunity to explore new interests and hobbies,” the Board announced in a statement. “It will also provide them with more time to spend with family and friends.” However, students are protesting the decision, claiming that they have too much free time already. 

Since the policy began, students have been staging walk-outs, and shortly afterwards, walk-ins. Some students have gone to the extreme of chaining themselves to the school building. 

Near True News reporters interviewed one of these demonstrators: