“Recently I’ve been wearing women’s clothes. I feel like this is the best way to promote women subtly. Some of my favorite articles of women’s clothing to wear are skirts and dresses. They make me feel a new sense of freedom, and in this way, I get the sense that I’m making a difference. Like if I feel free, all the women do too, right?”

— Dusk McOatley, self-defined fashionista

“What do you mean, ‘What am I doing to support women’? I’m a literal cheerleader! My job is to support the women who fly! I help them reach their flying altitude and then I release them into the wild. So, yeah, you could say I support women.”

—Craig von Flurabonet d’Jaque, location unknown

“I’m straight. Does that count? I just can’t get enough! As far as I know, that’s no crime. Gotta love ‘em, am I right fellas?”

—Timmy T. Bone, gas station clerk/football player

“Sometimes in my free time I like to browse the yellow pages until I come across a woman’s address. Once acquired, I arrive post-haste to the lucky individual’s abode wielding a boombox above my head. I hope that this romantic gesture empowers these fortunate women to go forth in their lives, knowing that they have someone to lean on when times get tough”

—Cal Gregorich, aspiring womanizer/disc jockey

“It’s so wonderful that all the women in the world have the same birthday. I wonder if they coordinated that. I hope their day is full of love and happiness, before going back to the dark days once more.”

—Trent Buckley, singer-songwriter/colonist

“I parade around my neighborhood breaking every glass ceiling I can find.”

—Adam Savage, former mythbuster