Erm. Math. Then I will start a magazine where I talk about where to buy the hottest new calculators. It’s called Nerd Monthly, where all our profits go to buying teachers juicy red apples. I pride myself on my entrepreneurial spirit, you see, and I’d like to use my esteemed education to increase education for other nerds like me. – Ernie Rectangle, Mathlete

Yeah I’m prolly gonna play sports and use the money I make from it (8 billion dollars) to buy… SKATEBOARDS! Then I’m gonna pay a nerd to do my work and stuff him in a locker. Not because I hate him but because I wouldn’t want anyone stealing my precious nerd. Thank you for all the memories, Mikey from 4th period. – Fred Pigskin, Athlete

After New Trier I’ll be living in my basement. Not my parents’ basement, because that’s for losers. I’m going to buy a house and live in my own basement to avoid the full moon so I don’t transform. My heart remains dark, like the night sky.  #selfreliance – Luke Darkness, Lead Guitarist, DemonTiger

I’m going to college! Yippee I’m so excited for the next phase of my life I could just do a flip! Oh my god, I can do a flip! Well isn’t this just the greatest thing ever?! I was thinking about pursuing my passion for screaming letters into a megaphone. If that doesn’t work out, maybe… consulting? I really don’t know. – Vanessa Buttercup, Cheerleader