Worst Classes at New Trier
- Glass Art: We know it sounded cool, but a glob of potato-shaped glass is not art. You can’t call everything a paperweight.
- Intro to Business: Let’s be honest, you don’t need this. Dad’s company is hiring you either way.
- Outdoor Education: Can you really trust your classmates to belay you while scaling a cliff?
- Dance at Dawn: Sunrise changes, but your start time doesn’t? Lame.
- AP Calculus: This class is pretty derivative…
- English: Seriously? This is a class? Everyone knows in 20 years we’ll all be speaking Portuguese.
- Human Growth and Child Development: Absolutely useless. Look at yourself, you turned out just fine.
- Chemistry: If you really want to break bad, there are easier ways.
- Real World Cooking for Seniors: UberEats exists for a reason.
- Geography: Two words: Google Maps.

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