• School Therapist says, “Be better.”
  • New Trier Students Named "Most Humble" by Same New Trier Students
  • Students question origins of baby oil after learning about olive presses
  • State government installs more “no gun” stickers to protect students
  • Near Troo Noows Bans Speelchek
Annie v

Annie v, Writer Emeritus

Author of the smash hit Buzzfeed article "tell us your social security number and we'll tell you what mistake you're making with bacon", brief tenant of the Motel 6 in Rutland, Vermont, Annie now comes to you from Winnetka a laptop near Winnetka. Outside of writing, she enjoys pretending she reads novels, pretending she cooks, and pretending she goes on long walks with the dog she does not have.

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