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The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News

Avery S

Avery S, Professional obsessor and critic of amateur (i.e. all) fanfiction

Avery is not the first mutant to attend New Trier, but she is the first one who gets nauseous at the sight of chalkboards. In her free time she attempts to be Spider-Man while trying to overcome her fear of spiders. She is famous for regretting taking summer school, eating anything with curry, and giving unsolicited movie opinions to strangers. Her special skills include ruining pasta and having no plans on a Friday night. Avery’s dream is to wake up in a nursing home with no relatives. Please note to not discuss any topics with her as she will get very aggressive in her opinions.

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11 Things You Can do to Ensure a Perfect GPA*

11 Things You Can do to Ensure a Perfect GPA*

Avery Sturm November 1, 2021

Like many students during this time of Covid, you've been struggling to keep that GPA up. Our Trevian team has compiled ten handy tips to get you those perfect grades. Don't go to class. Ever. Binge...

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