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New Trier Closes Bean Team

New Trier Closes Bean Team

Ben S and Jake S April 5, 2022

In another casualty of the New Trier School Board’s war on drugs, the much beloved coffee bar in the cafeteria, commonly referred to as the “Bean Team,” will be closing permanently, following several...

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