• Major Whoopsie Reported Downtown
  • New Trier Receives No Presents From Santa Because of its Sorry Lack of a Chimney
  • Obstruction of just-ice? Cafeteria Freezer Frozen Shut
  • Artfully Stained Cafeteria Chair Sold at Anchor Day Auction to Dtudent for $30 million.
  • Teachers Confused About Which Raptors They’re Supposed to Bring for Attendance
  • The Canvas Panda Has Gone Missing
  • Upcoming Super Bowl Halftime Show will be “Powerful Tribute to the World of Podcasting”

The Near True News

The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier
The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News
The Satirical Student Newspaper of New Trier

The Near True News
Riley K

Riley K, pogo stick, unhinged door

Riley is a timid, ineffectual student who cannot make even the slightest effort to compose a staff profile or contribute a picture, and thus, here we are.

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What was your experience of the Spooky Scrounge?

What was your experience of the Spooky Scrounge?

Riley K • November 30, 2022

Although Thanksgiving is just behind us and the winter holidays are just around the corner, the New Trier News found that students still have Halloween on their minds. As a result, we asked students about...

Top New Trier Alumni Career Paths

Top New Trier Alumni Career Paths

Nicolle Bokiess and Riley Kramer • November 2, 2021

As a part of its outreach to New Trier students and families, the Alumni Alliance Center has polled former Trevians from the last 25 graduating classes to determine the most popular career paths. Below...

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