• Scrounge chairs auctioned off for $650,000,000
  • Tap dancing flash mob tramples students; Advisery discussions ensue
  • Oil discovered on New Gym excavation site; land sold to ExxonMobil
  • Record-low commencement attendance as seniors PX from graduation
Riley K

Riley K, pogo stick, unhinged door

Riley is a timid, ineffectual student who cannot make even the slightest effort to compose a staff profile or contribute a picture, and thus, here we are.

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