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Major Whoopsie Reported Downtown
New Trier Receives No Presents From Santa Because of its Sorry Lack of a Chimney
Obstruction of just-ice? Cafeteria Freezer Frozen Shut
Artfully Stained Cafeteria Chair Sold at Anchor Day Auction to Dtudent for $30 million.
Teachers Confused About Which Raptors They’re Supposed to Bring for Attendance
The Canvas Panda Has Gone Missing
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