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Attendance office sees record number of sign in/sign outs on Senior Skip Day
Local scribes struggle to maintain business throughout Spring Break
New Trier Social Worker Assigns Homework
Midnight train’s journey abruptly stops after hitting streetlights, people
Safe and Sound: Winnetka Campus Safely Evacuated from Dangerous Popcorn Machine
Gambling Club Runs out of Funding, takes out loans from DECA
Local students shine at Turnabout, stun crowds with The Metamorphosis theme
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Students Now Must Scan Driver’s Licenses, Birth Certificates
Will P.
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Parking Empire Exposed
Abby P
March 5, 2025
New Mascot for New Trier
Helen O
March 5, 2025
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Emma S
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Gaby R
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Max P
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Benny P.
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Max P
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Pirates of the North Shore
Gaby R
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New Trier Chicks Hacked!
Emma S
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