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Attendance office sees record number of sign in/sign outs on Senior Skip Day
Local scribes struggle to maintain business throughout Spring Break
New Trier Social Worker Assigns Homework
Midnight train’s journey abruptly stops after hitting streetlights, people
Safe and Sound: Winnetka Campus Safely Evacuated from Dangerous Popcorn Machine
Gambling Club Runs out of Funding, takes out loans from DECA
Local students shine at Turnabout, stun crowds with The Metamorphosis theme
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