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Scrounge chairs auctioned off for $650,000,000
Tap dancing flash mob tramples students; Advisery discussions ensue
Oil discovered on New Gym excavation site; land sold to ExxonMobil
Record-low commencement attendance as seniors PX from graduation

Horoscopes: Summer 2022

Near True News Staff
May 24, 2022

Horoscopes: Fall 2021

Near True News Staff
November 2, 2021

Horoscopes: Spring 2021

Maggie von Dohlen, Editor
June 1, 2021

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Maggie von Dohlen and Sofia Russick
March 5, 2021

Horoscopes: Fall 2020

November 20, 2020

Horoscopes: Spring 2019

March 26, 2019

Horoscopes: Spring 2018

March 26, 2018

Horoscopes: Spring 2016

May 16, 2016

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