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Attendance office sees record number of sign in/sign outs on Senior Skip Day
Local scribes struggle to maintain business throughout Spring Break
New Trier Social Worker Assigns Homework
Midnight train’s journey abruptly stops after hitting streetlights, people
Safe and Sound: Winnetka Campus Safely Evacuated from Dangerous Popcorn Machine
Gambling Club Runs out of Funding, takes out loans from DECA
Local students shine at Turnabout, stun crowds with The Metamorphosis theme
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The Art Here Sucks
Caitlin Carr-Smith
March 26, 2020
School Takes New Measures to Deal With Stress
Caitlin Carr-Smith
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Adam Ruzumna
March 26, 2020
New Trier 2030: A Sneak Peek!
Sofia Russick
April 13, 2019
Horoscopes: Spring 2019
March 26, 2019
Seniors fight to keep scrounge culture
Angela O’Connor
November 30, 2018
Architect of Misery
Sofia Russick
October 13, 2018
Horoscopes: Spring 2018
March 26, 2018
Summer 2018: Now a Three Day Weekend!
Peter Leutz
March 26, 2017
Club conversions due to recent budget cuts
Mateo Blair
March 26, 2017
Sports Preview: Chicago Cubs
Brendan Traverso
May 26, 2016
Horoscopes: Spring 2016
May 16, 2016
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