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Attendance office sees record number of sign in/sign outs on Senior Skip Day
Local scribes struggle to maintain business throughout Spring Break
New Trier Social Worker Assigns Homework
Midnight train’s journey abruptly stops after hitting streetlights, people
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Gambling Club Runs out of Funding, takes out loans from DECA
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