November 20Detonation of sun causes the bankruptcy of Sunglass Hut
November 20Zoom announces new anti-vaxx campaign
November 20Handshake club disbands, “we just can’t make it work”
November 19College Board announces new fight-to-the-death scholarship
November 19Range Rover names New Trier student customer of the year
November 19Protesters protest, not knowing what they are protesting, despite protests
October 13New Trier Goes Remote; Lunch Lines Somehow Remain
October 13Old Building Bathrooms deemed Historical Landmark
October 13Dance Day performance choreographed to Challah Talk
October 13Climate Survey Reveals It’s Way Too Hot In Here
October 13Parking Lot Small
October 13Disturbing New Study Finds That Sophomores are Just Slightly Older Freshman
October 13Sinks Removed From Bathrooms to Make Room for Tik Toks
